Happy Birthday Shane-In-The-Ass!!!

I had a great weekend. I spent Friday night with my Life Partner! We planned on going down to Huntington to be wined and dined courtesy of my parent’s gift certificates but it did not work out and we decided to keep it classy and head back to BP. We just wanted to sit and chat because it has been a few months since we have been able to get the low down on each other besides emails. So, we figured cheap beer and chubby food was a good plan and spent the night sipping Coors Light/Bud Light schooners and devouring Alber Tacos. We went to Campus and had a great time in the corner (purposely by ourselves) until some weirdo who was so drunk he couldn’t even speak let alone make a coherent sentence fell in love with Julie. Not sure if putting your face really close to someone else’s and staring really hard while mumbling god know what counts as flirting but Julie was NOT amused. After making an honest attempt at being polite Julie had to resort to more drastic measures get rid of Julio? Juan? ummm Pablo? (I don’t remember what his name was but I am pretty sure it was one of those if not something close) Well, after she let him have it he finally said something we could make out as the English language. He told her she was a fucking bitch! Haha Listen Paco your correct about that one now beat it! After that little altercation shit head only came back once so I guess Jules has still got it haha. Thanks babe for the fun night and I better see you again before you leave!!!



Saturday was Tami’s baby shower! She looks sooo cute! Is Hunter done cooking yet? We can’t wait to see him! I didn’t win any of the baby games but I think we all know how great I am with babies so pretty sure no one expected me to. I did get to catch up with some great girls I rarely see anymore. After the shower I headed to Shane’s to start his birthday festivities. We watched the fights at a friend’s house. In between the fights Rich asks us if we want to see what his daughter built earlier that day. We of course say yes thinking it is something more appropriate for an 8 year old to build than a machine gun! What the fuck? Anyway when the fights we over we headed over to another friends and had some drinks. This is Steve. He is Kenny’s roommate’s dog and he is an alcoholic. If you leave your drink unattended Steve will sneak over, somehow pick it up by the lid and take off with it. He’s a miniature greyhound and runs gnarly fast and when he gets mad at his owner Kenny said he will jump the fence no problem and take off down the street. He has that guilty look on his face because that’s his pile of stolen beers:











At midnight we celebrated Shane’s 32nd birthday with a shot of tequila! He is going to kill me for posting this video but I think it is so funny. As you can tell from Michael's (who was the designated drivers) face we are pretty annoying so if you can make it that far make sure you watch Steve's apperance at the end…

Untitled from Tiffany Fernandez on Vimeo.

Sunday we continued our celebrating at the Angels game. Its super nerve racking to tail gate, those damn horse cops are everywhere! We were pretty good at hiding our drinks so we didn’t get a warning or anything but they wrote tickets all around us. So, if you are ever drinking in the Angels stadium parking lot watch out it’s a $250 ticket. We had pretty good seats in the field box section. We watched about half the game at our seats and then the other half in suite 58 . Thanks Kristy!!! I have been in a few suites before but this suite by far had the best view. We were almost right behind home plate on the 1st base side. It was so hot but a great game, the Yankees got swept ha suck it Yankees! I have been dying for Shane’s birthday to get here. I got him a happy birthday on the big screen and could not wait to see his reaction to it. Sorry about my photography skills:







And I will end with a few more from the game:















Hope everyone had as good of a time as we did! I know the birthday boy did because this is how I drove him home haha