I know my Mother considers me a heathen but would it be too much to ask of Baby Jesus for a favor just this once? Please Jesus Cristo, break out one of your magic tricks and let us all skip over January 16th this year???
In exactly 2 days I will officially be an old woman. The big 2-5.
I am already feeling the effects of my age. I am pretty sure I am developing insomnia, my metabolism is shit (or maybe it’s just all the candy, beer and burritos I consume) even my wii fit mii is a fat ass. On a scale of 1 to 10 I am pretty sure my anxiety level rates at a 73. The bags under my eyes just seem to be getting worse. And don’t even get me started on how many grey hairs I already have. Long gone are the carefree days of my youth. Now I worry about work, bills, school, student loans, a car payment, etc., etc., etc… You get the point.
All that and retirement no where in sight!?!? URRGHHH!!! All powerful Allah I retract my previous request. Just strike me down now!!!
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