Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Dear Jessica Simpson,

I saw on TMZ that your Daisy was taken by a coyote just a week after my Lollie Dollie was brutally attacked.

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I am really sorry to read about what happened and my heart breaks for you. If you are at all interested in joining my coyote killing brigade you are more then welcome. I will even make you an honorary member as a tribute to Daisy. Sort of like my co-captain if you will…

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Let me know J. Simps?


Sincerely,

Tiffany L. Fernandez
Captain of the Coyote Assassins
Mohave Desert Division
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  1. JWSeptember 17, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    I honestly hope the Ms. Simpson sees this. You can start a revolution. You know, I heard that in some counties (like the one I used to live in) THEY PAY YOU TO SHOOT COYOTES. They are trying to lower their population because those beasts are destroying the natural habitat.

    Look into it.

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